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What does the Bible say about using tera cards?

What does the Bible say about using tera cards?


When I first read this question, my mind immediately went back to grandma's house. She was the one in the church who sent greeting cards to everyone for birthdays, anniversaries, deaths, and hospital stays. She sent her kids and grandkids cards for Valentine's Day, Easter, and Halloween. A "tera" is a unit of measurement wherein one multiplies a quantity by one trillion: 1,000,000,000,000. A tera-card is approximately how many cards grandma had saved up in shoe boxes. Ready for any occasion. She used to get her cards from Current Cards catalogues. I now live down the road from the Current warehouse. Is it a coincidence that since her death they have been selling off property?

It is not.

It turns out that my grandmother's stationery supply is not the only application of the term "tera cards." Here are a sampling of others:
A card that lets you see lasers set to one trillion cycles per second. It's okay to use this tera card but not for nefarious purposes like setting off a gigantic Jiffy Pop in your evil professor's house after he sold your senior project to the military. And I've just totally dated myself.

A drug from an Indian pharmaceutical company for bladder and prostate disorders. This one's okay if you're suffering from a bladder or prostate disorder. And your doctor has prescribed it. And it's legal in your country.

A series of add-ons for the MMORPG video game TERA, or The Exiled Realm of Arborea. These tera cards are fine as long as you use them to make clothing for the female characters. I mean, what is the deal? Do game developers think women have mithril skin? Give the poor girls some armor! You can't fight Ghilliedhus and Tentacullars with a wedgie!

A telecommunication company in Lithuania. I don't know? They have one rating of 4/5 stars? I guess that's okay? But then their number of employees is listed as "0"? So maybe not?

A computer thingy that lets you attach other thingies to a circuit board. You can use this if you have it, but it's out of stock.
I vaguely understand most of those, but not the last one. It says, "CRU-DataPort TeraCard PCI-4S 4-Port eSATA PCI-X Adapter." I know people who know what that means but I know I'm not one of them. They know because they're smart and know things. Unlike tarot cards. Tarot cards don't know anything.



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